Axe Murderer's Lair
I'm very excited to announce that Axe Murderer's Lair is now officially open and ready to accept guests. We have added 3 bedrooms at our property that guests can rent when they are diving with us. I will not be advertising them on Air bnb or any other such forum, they are only available for my dive customers. If you want something a little cheaper than the hotels, but nicer than the typical Air bnb or guesthouse, this is just for you. You will have access to a full kitchen in the common area, with a huge refrigerator, free washer & dryer, internet access, an 8 person table on the back deck, a bbq grill and an 8 person jacuzzi. There is one shared bathroom for all the rooms. Breakfast is included in your package price, toast, bagels & English Muffins available anytime, as well as a Keurig coffee machine with a selection of coffees. Airport pick up is included in your price and there are usually a good selection of beverages in the refrigerator.
We are located in Chinatown, which is only a short walk away from downtown Garapan, trust me, I've walked home from my favorite watering hole many times! Many great restaurants, bars & shopping are all nearby.
We have rinse barrels & separate storage for all your dive gear, so you don't have to deal with wet gear in your room.
This is the final piece of your perfect dive vacation, and we can't wait to have you stay with us! Rooms are available on a first come, first serve basis, with reservations accepted.
The King's Room
This is named the King's room, because it is the largest room and has a king sized bed. This is the most luxurious room we have. It has a Korean king size bed, which is a very comfortable bed, unlike most of the beds you will find in hotels on this island. It has a Teak wardrobe to hang your clothes or put them on the shelves. The sliding glass doors open to the back deck and are right in front of the jacuzzi. This is an awesome room for a couple and we have a cot that can be added to the room for a child at no extra cost. Considering all the extras that come with each room, this would have to be one of the best values on Saipan!
Price per night - $125 + 15% occupancy tax
The Queen's Room
This room has a queen sized bed with a pillow top mattress, it is the most comfortable bed we have. The room is fairly spacious and has a dresser you can unpack and put your clothes in, giving you the feeling of staying at home. This is the only room that doesn't have a sliding glass door to the back deck, but that can also be a plus if you go to bed early and want the quietest place to sleep. You don't have to be a queen to stay in this room, it is great for a couple or someone who just wants an awesome bed and room to sprawl at night!
Price per night - $100 + 15% occupancy tax
The Dog House
I call this room The Dog House because it is most likely where I will wind up on those occasions when I push my luck a little too far and get kicked out of the house. It's very handy having some extra rooms for just such times. Not to fear though, if you are staying in The Dog House and I get in trouble, I can always crash in one of the other rooms. The Dog House is the smallest room and is L shaped. There are 2 beds in it though, so 2 people can share it. The beds are Korean super single's, so very roomy for 1 person and very comfortable, you know I'm going to have a comfortable bed for my back-up. The Dog House is also stocked with some of my favorite books by authors John Grisham, Vince Flynn, Stephen King & David Baldacci. Sitting in the jacuzzi reading a book is a very pleasant way to pass some time, especially if enjoying an adult beverage at the same time. You have a sliding glass door that opens onto the deck where the jacuzzi is located. If you are just looking for a comfortable bed and a place to sleep during your dive trip, this offers that and so much more when you factor in the kitchen, free laundry facilities, unlimited jacuzzi time, free airport pick up and bagels or English muffins anytime.
Price per night - $75 + 15% occupancy tax
Clean, simple and brand new bathroom. You have a choice of a rain soaking shower or a traditional shower head. We provide shampoo & conditioner, and I'll even throw in shaving cream if you want to shave your head like yours truly! There are also 2 bathrooms in the main house, so don't worry, you'll never get caught in a bad situation.
Kitchen & Laundry
The kitchen is a separate kitchen from the main house, to be used only by residents of The Lair. If you want to save money on your meals, your have a stove top with 3 burners, a microwave, a toaster oven, a huge refrigerator and a kimchee refrigerator. I'm not kidding, it's a special refrigerator just for kimchee, trust me, your food in the normal refrigerator will thank you! There is also a big bbq grill on the back deck that you are welcome to use. The only thing you don't have is a normal oven, but if you really need one, I'll probably let you use mine! The only thing we ask is that you clean up after yourself when using the kitchen. There is a 5 person Korean table and chairs in the common dining area, or an 8 person table & chairs on the back deck, so you can dine inside or out, your choice!
This is my favorite part of the new addition. A jacuzzi just waiting for you after the dives, what could be better? I know, an adult beverage in your hand for starters, yup, you are welcome to indulge yourself while getting your aching muscles massaged in the jacuzzi. There are lights that light up the whole back deck at night, and the jacuzzi has it's own lights if you want to turn out the deck lights and just enjoy the jacuzzi under the stars. You have to be willing to share the jacuzzi though, I'm old and my muscles need a certain amount of jacuzzi time. There is a very comfortable lounge chair back there as well if you want to work on your tan. And I got a great deal on an 8 seat table and chairs, with comfortable cushions just for your dining pleasure. My bbq grill/smoker is also back there if you are in the mood to grill up your favorite meat or veggies. While you are staying at Axe Murderer's Lair, I want you to consider it your home away from home!